Political Poker Joke

Eon137Eon137 Red Chipper Posts: 196 ✭✭✭
edited October 2015 in Off Topic Chat
I don't know if posting this is +ev or -ev, but here goes:

Eight Democrats were playing poker at their local casino. A Republican sits down in the open seat and buys in for the full amount. The Republican proceeds to win ten hands in a row. As the dealer is pushing him the tenth pot, the irritated Dem on his left comments, "Hey! It's not fair for you to win every hand!".

The GOP'er stacks his chips and replies, "What are you complaining about? I'm the one who is paying all the rake!".

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